As the regulars around here know, we gurus like to have as much fun as possible while still being committed to outstanding customer service.

With that in my mind myself and one Davey Gravey have embarked upon a competition of epic proportions.  The struggle to see who could grow the most hideous 'stache.  The two week contest has culminated in today's office wide vote tallying whose 'stache is the most repulsive and I am proud to report that I ran away with a decisive victory!  However, I felt it would only be fair if we included our online community as well, so here is your chance to be heard!   

Here is the evidence:

 Me and my best mustache face, no I don't normally wear camoflauge hats:

Davey doing his best Cletus from the Simpsons impression:

 Both of us together, FEEL THE RAW POWER OF OUR COMBINED STACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully this thread won't deter folks from asking our advice in the future now that the cat is out of the bag and it can be revealed that we are truly two misguided (and hideous) individuals.
 

Check out these losers, clearly amateurs. 

 http://streathambrixtonchess.blogspot.com/2008/02/bad-moustache-competition.html

nbuchen:

No offense, but I'm sure glad your speakers are "pertier" than you guys...

LOL!  Indeed, they are! 

I guess based on the lack of replies that everyone else was too horrified to even comment, which is fine, I often have that effect on people. 

It will be so nice to get proper photographs of you two on the site. For the 'Stache Bash '08 photos to be the first our fine forum folks got to see of you is, well, a bit scary.

I was thinking the same thing...Usually when Aperion customers see me for their first time I don't have so much tackle in my face, nor do I look like Cletus as Jason mentioned.

Well, someday...

 

I think Davey should demand a recount - the bling made his moustache look better. If you look very closely I think he has a "hanging chad" in there someplace as well. :-)

Davey Gravy:

I was thinking the same thing...Usually when Aperion customers see me for their first time I don't have so much tackle in my face, nor do I look like Cletus as Jason mentioned.

Well, someday...

 

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reachin' for the stars!