Father's Day Dad Jokes

Father's Day is one of our favorite days of the year here at Aperion Audio. Join us in celebrating Dads with these ridiculous jokes that only a Dad can perfectly execute. Well that's what we tell him anyway... Here's some of our favorite Dad jokes in honor of Father's Day!


Drummer Joke


What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!


Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

Justice Ice Water
Fish in a Tank


Two goldfishfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


The fattest knight at Knig Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

Sir Cumference


Don't trust atoms.

They make up everything!


What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!



What concert is only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!


My dad told me about this time he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun went.

Then it ddawned on him.



What's brown and sticky?

A stick!


Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize!

We hope you enjoyed these cheesey jokes with us!


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